OH Oh False Alarm Nicole Kidman is NOT Pregnant

(Dec. 29) - It appeared that Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban were expecting their first child together for one day anyway. That day is now over.

FALSE ALARM


According to News.com.au Kidman's rep said , "It is incorrect . . . she must have had about 30 babies by now."

A rep for Nicole Kidman has dismissed as "silly" the rumor that the actress and her husband Keith Urban are expecting a baby.

However, a friend of the actress maintains the rumor isn't so crazy.

"She did have a small baby bump a month ago, so it would be reasonable that she'd now be three months and telling her friends and family," the friend told the News.

The celebrity pair, who wed June 25, 2006, were alleged to have broken the news to their families over the Christmas holiday, according to the Daily Mail.

NOW IT IS ALL INCORRECT.

Will keep you posted is there are anymore newsflashes with this headline...

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Did Sean Penn Bed Paris Hilton?

Oh oh, the Hollywood Rumour Mill is working overtime on the cause of he Sean Penn verse obin Wright-Penn Divorce.

According to gossip, Sean slept with Paris Hilton in Miami after a hard night of partying and now Robin is divorcing him.

Salon gossip is rife with talk of how both Robin and Sean were serially unfaithful to each other but tolerated it as long as they were brief and meaningless flings.

Now Robin has fallen hard for someone else and there is no turning back and called curtains on their 11 year marriage.

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Meg Ryan - WHAT have U Dun 2 Yourself?

Oh dear,

Does anyone remember Meg Ryan in her "When Harry Met Sally" days?

She used to be so cute.

Well, fast forward several years later(well 18 years to be exact) & in Hollywood thats a lifetime but like most actresses time stands still.

Unfortunately for Meg she has tried to stop the brutal ageing clock and all it has done is turn her into a cartoon character.

It begs the question "why do they do it to themselves"?

With so much money and the worlds leading cosmetic surgeons at their daily manicured fingertips why do they go to the back yard butcher?



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Meg, you are rapidly morphing into lovechild of Goldie Hawn - sad but true.

You were perfect until you messed up your life with Russell "Misodgynist" Crowe - damn he hasa lot to anwer for.

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NEED Attention & NOT Sure What to do NEXT- Check this out....

In todays Daily Mail you gotta see this -

Oh dear, would you get a load of this pair of "DESPERATE TO KEEP OURSELVES IN THE MEDIA & NOT SURE WHAT TO DO NEXT" Old Clonks.


As a display of affection, it could hardly have been more public.

Docked in Sydney harbour on a hired yacht costing £17,500 a day, Sting gently raised Trudie Styler's left leg to his mouth - and sucked her toes.

The Police singer, whose personal life has been surrounded by rumours of tantric sex and swingers' parties, also found time to massage her feet as she reclined on a sunlounger.

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Toe-curling: Sting shares an intimate moment with Trudie (and Sydney Harbour)

The 56-year-old and his 53-year-old wife are taking a break in the Australian sun with their four children aged 23 to 12.

Their on-board exploits came as it emerged that the couple plan to throw a party at their estate in Wiltshire to renew their marriage vows after The Police's world tour finishes.

It follows their own annus horribilis. In May they had to pay £25,000 damages after breaking employment law by sacking their female chef when she became pregnant.

More recently Sting was pictured leaving a German brothel.

A friend said: "Most of this year has been pretty dreadful. Yet they have come to realise they really do have a lot to celebrate.

"Sting's comeback with The Police has been an enormous success. The band made £65million.

"They see their strength as a couple as being the reason behind their triumph over adversity. Trudie suggested they should do something to recognise that."

This pair are so desperate for attention, they will litterally try anything.

I bet their children are real proud of them??? - NOT.

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Piers Morgan's heroes and villains of 2007

Piers Morgan has finally become a celebrity in his own right after a somewhat coloured journalistic past.

Here is his spin on Celebs in 2007 that appeared in Mail On Sunday

It's that time of year again... when outspoken columnist and man-about-town Piers Morgan heaps praise or scorn on the celebrities making the headlines.

Find out who provided inspiration in 2007, who wins the award for the nastiest set of parents and just who is the "wally with a brolly"...

THE ULTIMATE SPOILT HOLLYWOOD BRAT

LINDSAY LOHAN: The people who really get my goat are those with obvious ability but the behaviour of diseased aardvarks.

Step forward Ms Lohan, rapidly becoming the personification of a spoilt Hollywood brat. The girl can act; that is undeniable after her performance in Mean Girls.

But she seems determined to live down to every expectation of a young starlet by taking barrel-loads of drugs; getting publicly panned by movie bosses for unprofessionalism, smashing up cars, and finally getting arrested twice for drink-driving for which she received a derisory one-day jail sentence.
Throughout all this mayhem Lindsay, left, insists none of it is her fault: a classic symptom of a 'me-me-me' narcissistic nightmare. But my ire towards her is more specific. One of my favourite pastimes on long, boring flights is asking stewardesses who has been the most unpleasant star they have ever served.

Of Lindsay Lohan, one said: 'She had no respect for us at all, and by the end of the flight, we had no respect for her, either.'

Lindsay Lohan is a repellent celebrity cliche, and I hope her dwindling career continues to spiral ever downwards.

A BEEHIVE OF TALENT

Amy Winehouse has had a bad year

AMY WINEHOUSE: Many of you will be thinking why on earth am I putting this slightly mad junkie on my list of heroes? Well, because I feel rather sorry for her, but mainly because I think Amy, right, is one of the greatest new musical talents to emerge in decades.

This tiny, beehive-haired, tattooed stick insect has an unbelievably soulful voice.

But barely a week has passed this year without some new outrage involving the tormented Ms Winehouse - be it drugs, rows with her husband Blake Fielder-Civil, all-day drunken pub binges, trips to rehab or legal wrangles.

But when she's not making headlines for the wrong reasons, she is racking up award after award for her talent - and has been nominated for an astonishing six Grammys.

I heard her speak once, when she received an Ivor Novello earlier this year, and she could hardly string a coherent sentence together.

But when she walked back through the audience a minute later, I saw a cynical musicindustry audience react with awe and respect.

I despair for the cliche-ridden lifestyle Amy is leading and wish someone would look after her. But from a musical perspective she is about as good as it gets.

POTTS OF INSPIRATION

PAUL POTTS: Imagine this: you're a short, chubby, balding bloke from Wales selling mobile phones. For years you've dreamed of being an opera singer, but never got the break. Inside you, though, burns an intense desire - a will to succeed at the thing you love: music.

One day you apply to go on a new TV show called Britain's Got Talent, and a few months later you perform in front of 1,000 people, and three judges: Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden - and me.

I remember that day well. The guy's name was Paul Potts, he was sweating, badly dressed, and his teeth were broken. When he said he was going to sing opera, I turned to Cowell and said: "Oh Christ, here we go."

But then he sang, and melted not just our hard old hearts but the hearts of the nation. Paul admits he is not the best technical opera singer in the world, but for sheer passion and emotion he's up there with the best of them.

I stood next to him at the Royal Variety Performance earlier this month when he met the Queen, and when she told him he was "very good", he took a deep bow of pride.

Afterwards, still shaking, he said to me: "That was the greatest moment of my life."

Reality television gets a bad rap, much of it well deserved.

But people like Paul Potts are an inspiration to us all.

PARKY'S A KNIGHT TO REMEMBER

Michael Parkinson conducted his final interview

MICHAEL PARKINSON: When Parky finally hung up his well grappled knee, he attracted dollops of cynicism. People said he "always had his mates on", and "he thought he was bigger than the stars he interviewed".

But Parky, left, deserved a better TV epitaph, for he was a brilliant interviewer. I recently watched a rerun of his famous Muhammad Ali encounters and they were fantastic. He interviewed all the big names, and he could be tough when he wanted to be.

I spent a wonderful day at the cricket with him in his box at Lord's this summer, and asked him what his greatest TV moment had been.

He replied: "I don't think you can ever beat using the words, 'Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Fred Astaire!'" And you can't.

Parky is smart, charming, mischievous, loyal, occasionally irascible and was the best chatshow host ofmy generation. Arise, SirMichael.

THE NASTIEST SET OF PARENTS?

John and Anne Darwin could be the nastiest parents

JOHN AND ANNE DARWIN: There was something deliciously entertaining about the canoe couple, wasn't there? As the scale of their alleged deception was laid bare, the most shocking aspect was how utterly normal they appeared, right.

People often ask me if I miss newspapers and usually I say, truthfully, no.

But I would have loved still to have been an editor when the bombshell was dropped that there was a photo on the internet of the Darwins together in Panama, in 2006 - four years after John "died".

And yet, when I stopped laughing, I thought of his 90-year-old father, the sons and the rest of the family who had wasted their time and emotions comforting Anne.

And I realised this might turn out to be one of the nastiest, greediest, most despicable acts by parents that I can remember.

SERIAL WHINGER

Hugh Grant can't stop complaining

HUGH GRANT: He and I have not seen eye to eye since he was caught in the act with the delightful Ms Divine Brown in that car on Sunset Boulevard. I was editor of the News of the World at the time, and paid Ms Brown handsomely to reveal every spit and cough, literally, of their liaison.

It was one of the biggest-selling issues of all time, and provoked one of the biggest-ever sulks from poor old Hugh, who prefers to blame the media for his own sins of the flesh.

I once bumped into him at an Arsenal game, where he spent most of the time pretending he didn't enjoy being recognised by everyone. He eyed me with undisguised contempt. I eyed him with undisguised amusement.

My problem with Grant isn't his taste in women (well, Liz Hurley's a bit rough but Jemima Khan is very nice), or his movies. No, my problem is that he is such an appalling serial whinger.

Not a month goes by when he isn't moaning about his dreadful life - all the while being photographed with a bunch of university students. He's one of the most crashing, sanctimonious and hypocritical bores in Britain.

PAMPERED LUVVIE

RUPERT EVERETT: Anyone who ingratiates himself with Madonna by being her gay best friend should be avoided, but Everett, above, and I were brought together for the Comic Relief special edition of The Apprentice, and, sure enough, it ended in tears.

It was quite clear within an hour or so that this poor old pampered luvvie was incapable of doing any hard graft to raise money for needy people. He just sat there with a vacant, shell-shocked expression on his overly massaged face.

"I'm not very good without a script," he wailed.

"Just start calling your mates, like Madonna, and get them to pledge cash," I said firmly.

"You can't just call Madonna," he replied. "You have to write to her, then she calls you back."

The insufferably effeminate lanky goon quit the next morning without raising a penny for charity. Pathetic.

THE WALLY WITH A BROLLY

STEVE McCLAREN: Has there ever been a more ridiculous figure than the England football manager hiding what remains of his dodgy red barnet under a large umbrella, left, as our "golden boys" crashed out of the European Championships?

As the Daily Mail so rightly dubbed him, McClaren was the "Wally with a brolly". Quite what possessed the FA to give the greatest job in British sport to this preening, over-promoted bank manager clone is beyond me.

He talked perpetual corporate nonsense, wanted to be Mr Nice Guy to everyone, and was more concerned about his hair than the national team.

At the end of that horrific Croatia match he insisted: "I won't be resigning." And I thought: "That's the first thing you've got right, my friend, because you're getting your sorry little a** fired."

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Pete Doherty Settles Down....

According to British newspaper Dailymail Pete Doherty is turning a new leaf, yes but for how long begs the question...

Pete Doherty's efforts to curb his frenetic rock 'n' roll lifestyle might be working.

The troubled singer is currently enjoying peace and solitude in the wilds of Wiltshire, where he is renting a nine-bedroom mansion from the Earl of Cardigan.

And life there appears to agree with the 28-year-old musician, who is planning a New Year's Eve bash for a few friends.

"Pete wants to spend the evening away from London. He is organising a get-together with a jamming session at his house in Marlborough," my mole tells me.

"You can never be quite sure that Pete will stick to his plans but he insists he wants it to be low-key."

Doherty has been having a low-key Christmas this year after breaking up with Kate Moss in July.

Last year, the musician spent the Yuletide season with Moss and her daughter Lila Grace in her Cotswolds home.

However, this year Moss had replaced Doherty with another rocker love, Jamie Hince of The Kills.

While Doherty is looking forward to the New Year, bookies William Hill say the singer is joint favourite with his pal Amy Winehouse to be jailed in early 2008.

Doherty was on remand last year and faces jail again unless he stays clean.

Winehouse's father Mitch admitted earlier this month he was furious when he found out his daughter was friends with Doherty.

He told Grazia magazine: "I do worry about people like Pete Doherty though. He's a scumbag.

"I flipped when I saw him sitting with Amy backstage at her Brixton gig. That night I went crazy.

"My wife thought I was going to have a heart attack, I was apoplectic."

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'I'm pregnant' says delighted Nicole Kidman

Gossip columnist, celeb forums and every newspaper in the land have declared that Nicole Kidman is pregnant with her first child.

Nicole Kidman and her husband of 18 months are expecting their first baby, the Daily Mail can reveal.

The Oscar-winning actress and Keith Urban, the country and western singer she calls the "love of my life", broke the news to their families over the Christmas holiday.

The 40-year-old Australian star had already spoken of "winding down" her film-making activities as much as possible next year.

The baby, whose expected arrival date has not yet been revealed, will be the actress's first natural child.

She adopted Isabella, 14, and twelve-year-old Conor during her first marriage to Tom Cruise.

Miss Kidman was stunned when he filed for divorce in 2001.

Shortly after they split, she revealed that she had suffered an ectopic pregnanacy and a miscarriage during the marriage.

Miss Kidman spent her Christmas holiday in Syndey, after finshing work on Baz Lurhmann's epic romantic adventure film "Australia" on December 21.

She is due to film The Reader with Ralph Fiennes and British director Stephen Daldry in Berlin next month, but has no more cinema work planned after that.

"I just want to spend as much time as possible with my husband," she told the Daily Mail.

Earlier this month the actress also dismissed the idea of returning to the stage next year.

"It wouldn't fit in with the logistics and dynamics of my family", she said - a remark given extra meaning by the news of her pregnancy.

Her most recently-released film is the extravagant fantasy The Golden Compass.

Although the film was attacked by some critics, the actress's performance as the glamorou

s villain Mrs Coulter won wide praise.

Miss Kidman married Urban in Sydney in June 2006.

The early months of the marriage were described as difficult as the actress helped her new husband deal with a drink problem.

Urban spent several months in a rehabilitation clinic in the U.S.

Nicole Kidman's most recent film is the extravagant fantasy film The Golden Compass,although the film was attacked by some critics, the actress's performance as the glamorous villain Mrs Coulter won wide praise.

At the film's Australian premiere in Sydney on December 14, Nicole was mocked in some quarters for wearing a silver trouser suit ensemble with a jacket. That suit was most likely carefully chosen to conceal rather than reveal.

Also when the Daily mail visited the set of Australia in Sydney earlier in December the actress was shooting scenes in a long ball gown ,so again, much could be kept out of view.

In between takes on set Nicole took to a bed in one of the studio's dressing room's complaining that she felt 'constantly tired'.

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Tilda Swinton leads a Double life....

This interesting article appeared inthe Mail on Sunday 30 December 2007 about Tilda Swinton the Evil Ice Queen of the hit movie Narnia

In her highly successful acting career, Tilda Swinton has forged a formidable reputation for tackling unconventional roles.

But now she has confessed that her private life is just as extraordinary: she is enjoying a relationship with a "delightful painter" while still living with her long-term partner and their two children.

The 47-year-old Chronicles Of Narnia star has admitted to the unusual double life following a spate of internet rumours.

Swinton lives with John Byrne, a painter, director and writer, and their ten-year-old twins in the Scottish Highlands, an hour north of Inverness, yet spends much of her time away from home with a mystery partner, identified only as another painter.

Byrne, who began his relationship with Swinton in 1990, last night confirmed: "We're amicably living together in the same house, under the same roof. It's extraordinary. We love each other too, in an extraordinary way.

"We have always been the best of chums and will remain the best of chums for the rest of our lives. We love our children and our children love us. The rest is no one else's business.

"If one is getting on with one's life, other people's affairs and how they want to live is entirely their affair. Tilda explained it very well indeed. There's nothing I can add to that.

"I endorse [her statement] wholeheartedly. That's as much as I think she wants you to know, and as much as I want you to know."

He declined to comment on the identity of the "delightful painter".

When asked whether he also had another relationship, he said: "I hate to be discourteous but I think that's our business."

Swinton attended West Heath Girls' School in Sevenoaks, Kent, along with a young Princess Diana, and later went to Fettes College in Edinburgh, Tony Blair's old school.

She met Byrne on the TV series Your Cheatin' Heart, which gave the actress her first major role.

Her big film break came in 1992, when she took the title role in the art-house hit Orlando, and in 2000 she achieved Hollywood stardom when she appeared alongside Leonardo DiCaprio in The Beach.

Her other film roles have included Constantine, Adaptation and Michael Clayton, which earned her a Golden Globe nomination this year for Best Supporting Actress.

When asked about Swinton's relationship with the "delightful painter", a spokesman for her agent said last night: "There is nothing I can say. I cannot comment on that at all."

He later added: "To clarify, Tilda is not married to John Byrne."

Despite her new relationship she insists that she and Byrne, who is 20 years her senior, remain "the best of pals".

Meanwhile, Byrne has told The Mail on Sunday the "extraordinary" arrangement has his full blessing.

Cambridge-educated Swinton, who is descended from an aristocratic family, told the Los Angeles Times: "We are the best of pals and adore being parents and are devoted to that project.

"We ostensibly live in the same house but I travel the world with another delightful painter. The arrangement is just so sane."

She has been photographed several times in recent months hand-in-hand with a mystery man, thought to be the unnamed painter.

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Heather Mills's plans for Vegan restaurant chain hits stumbling block

Love her or hate her, Heather is never far from the media frontline.

This interesting article appeared in the Mailonsunday 30 Dec 2007


Heather Mills has hit a financial stumbling block over her plans to set up a chain of vegan restaurants.

The 38-year-old, currently being threatened with legal action by law firm Mishcon de Reya over £3million of bills accrued during her divorce battle with Sir Paul McCartney, does not have the cash to launch the chain herself and is trying to woo bankers into backing her project.

"Heather has had an intimate dinner with members of a well known corporate bank to try to secure funding," says my well placed source.

"Until her divorce is finalised she needs financial backing."

In November, Mills hit the headlines during one of her vegan awareness campaigns when she told the public; "Why don't we drink milk from rats and dogs?"

Mills lectured onlookers at Hyde Park's Speaker's Corner about the pros of becoming a vegan.

She said that livestock created far more carbon emissions than transport, so we should go vegan - someone who eats no meat or dairy produce - or at least find something else to put in tea or coffee.

She said: "There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?"

Vegan Mills was launching a poster campaign for an animal welfare charity Viva.

One of the posters features Miss Mills writhing in a gold sequinned dress with the slogan: "Hey Meaty, you're making me so hot!"

The second poster shows Miss Mills - whose leg was amputated after a motorbike hit her as she crossed a street - sending herself up with the logo: "You haven't got a leg to stand on!"

The slogan is aimed at those who claim to be environmentally-aware but also eat meat.

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